Effective immediately, the exhaust pipe shall be called a Trump.

A court jester without a court

For centuries, court jesters were allowed to tell the powerful the truth, provided they made it funny. Switzerland never had a king, and therefore never had a jester. Falstaff SwissJester has closed this gap. Since no Swiss court requires his services, he works for the whole world.

His mission is a single word. An exhaust pipe stinks, makes noise and blows hot air. The closer you get, the more toxic it becomes, and you may even burn yourself. Such a device, he finds, deserves a fitting name.

With Swiss thoroughness, the jester keeps a register of every language in which the word applies. Who is behind the red nose remains confidential, as one would expect in Switzerland. British readers will note that a trump has always come out of the back end. Falstaff SwissJester is pleased to confirm: now it is official.